Windows Printer BSOD KB5000802 and KB5000808 GPO Script

Microsoft release an update that causes an BSOD on those computer with KB: 5000802 KB: 5000808, I've heard of others but I have not seen it first hand. In order to fix this on our domain network I created the below script;

# "19041.867.1.8" = KB5000802
# "18362.1440.1.7" = KB5000808

$UpdateArray = @("19041.867.1.8", "18362.1440.1.7")

foreach ($UpdateVersion in $UpdateArray) {
    $SearchUpdates = dism /online /get-packages | findstr "Package_for" | findstr "$UpdateVersion"  
    if ($SearchUpdates) {
        $update = $SearchUpdates.split(":")[1].replace(" ", "")
        write-host ("Update result found: " + $update )
        dism /Online /Remove-Package /PackageName:$update /quiet /norestart
    } else {
        write-host ("Update " + $UpdateVersion + " not found.")
    }
}
exit 0 

Essentially you would add this to your GPO in "Computer Configuration > Policies > Windows Settings > Startup/Shutdown - Powershell" In this case I used startup to remove the two updates. I also added some registry hacks to delay updates.

reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsUpdate\UX\Settings" /v "PauseUpdatesExpiryTime" /d "2021-03-15T17:38:35Z" /f                                                                                       
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsUpdate\UX\Settings" /v "PauseFeatureUpdatesStartTime" /d "2021-03-11T17:38:40Z" /f
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsUpdate\UX\Settings" /v "PauseFeatureUpdatesEndTime" /d "2021-03-15T17:38:35Z" /f
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsUpdate\UX\Settings" /v "PauseQualityUpdatesStartTime" /d "2021-03-11T17:38:40Z" /f
reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\WindowsUpdate\UX\Settings" /v "PauseQualityUpdatesEndTime" /d "2021-03-15T17:38:35Z" /f

We do use WSUS but this update just jets by that and installs anyways. I believe because it was tree'd as high priority. The new update does seem to work but we're still facing this issue on certain printers (CANON).